Month: August 2026

24
Aug
2026

The 20 Best Satirical News Sites In The World, Ranked From A Coastal Newsroom That Judges Everything By How It Sounds Over The Sound Of Waves

A global satire league table, filed somewhere a lot closer to the shoreline than most editorial meetings…

19
Aug
2026

I Tried To Photograph The Thames At Golden Hour And Got Photobombed By A Paddleboarder Three Times

Harper-Thames on riverside patience, persistence, and one very determined man in a wetsuit There’s a stretch of…

19
Aug
2026

The Tide Timetable I Ignored And Immediately Regretted Ignoring

Harper-Thames on a riverside walk that turned into an unplanned scramble across mud she really should have…

19
Aug
2026

I Watched The Sunset From Three Different Bridges In One Evening To Settle An Argument With Myself

Harper-Thames on a genuinely unnecessary but deeply satisfying bit of riverside research into which crossing has the…

19
Aug
2026

The Riverside Bench I’ve Claimed As Mine Despite Having Absolutely No Legal Claim To It Whatsoever

Harper-Thames on territorial feelings toward a specific spot of public seating and the stranger who dared sit…

19
Aug
2026

I Followed A Heron Along The Riverbank For Twenty Minutes And Learned More About Patience Than I Expected

Harper-Thames on an unplanned lesson in stillness courtesy of one deeply unbothered bird I spotted a heron…

18
Aug
2026

Penton Hook Island Has Been Closed Because Of Dangerous Trees And I Realised How Much I Rely On A Path I Don’t Even Own

A riverside diary entry on losing access to a favourite walking spot near Staines, the strange grief…

18
Aug
2026

Five Drones Crashed Into The Thames During A Light Show Rehearsal And I Watched The Whole Thing From My Kitchen Window

A riverside diary entry on witnessing a genuinely bizarre technical failure over the water, what it’s like…

18
Aug
2026

Work Has Finally Started On Removing “Wet Wipe Island” And I Have Complicated Feelings About Celebrating The Death Of A Landmark

A riverside diary entry on the long-awaited clearance of the Thames’s most notorious sandbank, what it actually…

18
Aug
2026

The Actual Source Of The Thames Dried Up For The First Time Since 1976 And It Made Me Rethink Everything I Assumed About This River

A riverside diary entry on the drought’s effect on the river’s origins far upstream, feeling suddenly small…